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Real Business for Faux Business Men

by D. Jefcoat

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getwastedtime truly amazing, and incredibly catchy. wish i could say more but i truly cannot put my feelings into words about this ep. Favorite track: Fake House Suite.
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mocsaryneph If you liked the Myspace electro-goof-rock of the mid-00s, you may catch glimpses of it here, among the ramshackle analog assembly steeped in Slugbug, Zappa, Moog Cookbook, and Devo. Jefcoat is a musical savant in their own right, and I hope that they get the recognition they deserve someday. This EP is certainly an appetizer for an incredible main course to come. Favorite track: Baby World.
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FAKE HOUSE I'm living in my fake house, inside my fake town I'm living in my fake house, I can't leave my house and everytime I try to tell you that there's no house around you won't listen ! ! [IT'S NOTHING BUT AN AMALGAMATION OF SMALLER CUBES ALL CONTAINED WITHIN A BIGGER CUBE, AND SOMETIMES THOSE CUBES ARE ODDLY SHAPED BUT IF THEY'RE DESIGNED WELL YOU CAN TRAVEL IN BETWEEN THEM.] I'm living in my fake house, inside my fake town I'm living in my fake house, I can't leave my house and everytime I try to tell you that I'm stuck inside you won't listen ! ! INTERIOR DESIGN (instrumental) CEILINGS Ceilings don't have feelings Ceilings don't have thoughts Ceilings don't have memories Ceilings don't drive cars I want to know what you were thinking about when you sent that kid up there Up the hall and up the stairs where nothing ever goes right Past the ceilings. In the attic where it's dark as night in the middle of the day, Spirits come and knock things over as they tell you to stay, You're in the ceiling.
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TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES (instrumental)
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Wrong Plane 00:50
WRONG PLANE WRONG PLANE - conveys no difference from the WRONG PLANE - it has no meaning when the SCREWS HAVE ALL BEEN STRIPPED YOU CAN'T MOVE THEM FOR SHIT ! ! WRONG PLANE - you live inside your hut WRONG PLANE - you make it work but THE AZIMUTH IS OFFSET THE ZENITH IS INCORRECT ! !
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Baby World 01:32
BABY WORLD Baby world, a brand new sphere is Newly formed, a baby girl is Newly born, that baby girl is the Baby world. A seizure trip, a light switch, A daring time to reminisce, Meanings that we won't remember, Memories that we won't miss ! [I'M SORRY BUT YOUR SENSE OF MEANING HAS BEEN COMPLETELY LOST TO TIME, WE CANNOT HELP YOU.] Human world, sorry to say that Hope is lost, and I've got to tell you that you Can't escape everything you've put us through. A hopeless sphere, a ball of trash, I wish I could take it back, Happy, sad and in between, Really makes me want to scream. The rich are poor, the poor are poorer, Capitalism is a horror. "I think I'm going to go downtown." Adult world, is no more different than the Baby world, the only difference is the Business men, who make the money grow on trees. Authoritary walks around, makes the money, what's that sound? Stupid people, stupid clothes, stupid hair and stupid nose! Opinions aren't currency, yet get you killed so easily. There is one man you shall not be, he has all the control you see.
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TINY TIN DOG (instrumental)

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This EP is engineered to sound correct on AKG K240 headphones, or Baby Advent II speakers. Playback is to be accomplished as hot as possible before prevalent distortion occurs. No brickwall limiting or equivalent compression has been applied during the mastering of this release.

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released July 13, 2023

All packaging, songwriting, instrumentation, recording, mixing, and mastering by J.D. Jefcoat. All songs recorded on a Fostex R8 and mixed through a Tascam M-1516 mixer to an Akai 1800SS, except for "Tiny Tin Dog (XM Edition)" which was entirely composed with Triton FastTracker II for MS-DOS. Vocal sample on "Baby World" from the English dub of "La Planète sauvage" and orch hit sample on "Tiny Tin Dog (XM Edition)" from "カムヤマトイワレヒコ" by Hiromasa Suzuki.

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D. Jefcoat Fayette, Iowa

Involuntary creative thinker and voluntary awful person from W̶a̶l̶n̶u̶t̶ C̶r̶e̶e̶k̶, C̶A̶
B̶e̶a̶v̶e̶r̶t̶o̶n̶, ̶O̶R̶ Fayette, IA.

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